Unholy Rituals for New Moms Box

$89.00

Because you are upright but unraveling.

What’s Inside

Mood Reset Mist: A bright, uplifting spray for your face, pillow, or personal oxygen zone. Designed to wake up your senses and trick your brain into thinking you slept more than three hours, especially on mornings when the nursery smells like spit up and broken dreams.

Gentle Return Roll On: A soothing lavender peppermint roll-on for your temples, wrists, or chest when the overwhelm hits. Cooling, grounding, mom approved relief for the emotional whiplash of doing everything and still wondering if you are enough.

Soft Landing Candle: A soft glow for micro moments of peace. Light it when the baby sleeps and reclaim one tiny inch of your sanity, because if you cannot control the baby, at least you can control fire.

Holy Rest Bath Soak: A gentle soak for tired muscles and frayed nerves. Because rest is not indulgent, it is necessary.

Calm Cup Tea: A calming, replenishing sip to remind you that you are a human with needs. Hydrates your body and softens your mood because crying, leaking, sweating, and coffee still requires hydration.

Why It Works

Because this season is equal parts magic and meltdown. These rituals are quick, doable, and realistic for new mom life. Each item helps you pause, breathe, and reconnect with the version of yourself hiding under the dry shampoo.

Because you are upright but unraveling.

What’s Inside

Mood Reset Mist: A bright, uplifting spray for your face, pillow, or personal oxygen zone. Designed to wake up your senses and trick your brain into thinking you slept more than three hours, especially on mornings when the nursery smells like spit up and broken dreams.

Gentle Return Roll On: A soothing lavender peppermint roll-on for your temples, wrists, or chest when the overwhelm hits. Cooling, grounding, mom approved relief for the emotional whiplash of doing everything and still wondering if you are enough.

Soft Landing Candle: A soft glow for micro moments of peace. Light it when the baby sleeps and reclaim one tiny inch of your sanity, because if you cannot control the baby, at least you can control fire.

Holy Rest Bath Soak: A gentle soak for tired muscles and frayed nerves. Because rest is not indulgent, it is necessary.

Calm Cup Tea: A calming, replenishing sip to remind you that you are a human with needs. Hydrates your body and softens your mood because crying, leaking, sweating, and coffee still requires hydration.

Why It Works

Because this season is equal parts magic and meltdown. These rituals are quick, doable, and realistic for new mom life. Each item helps you pause, breathe, and reconnect with the version of yourself hiding under the dry shampoo.

How To Use

Use what you need, when you need it.
Mist the room or your face and pretend you are refreshed.
Pull a card and tell your brain to behave.
Swipe the balm across your temples like a prayer.
Light the candle and enjoy your four minutes of peace.
Sip something warm and remember that pausing still counts as progress.

You do not have to have it all together to be doing beautifully.

Clean Ingredients You Can Trust

Everything inside the New Mom Ritual Box is made with clean, gentle, baby friendly ingredients. No parabens. No phthalates. No unnecessary additives. No guilt. Just honest, thoughtful care for the woman doing her best in a very loud season of life.