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The Ex Box: A Ritual for Rising From the Wreckage

$72.00

For those of us who have one of those exes — the kind who rewrites history, plays the hero online, and somehow never takes responsibility.
You know the type.

You can’t fix your ex, but you can fix your vibe.

What’s Inside

Earplugs: to block out their bullshit and reclaim the soundtrack of your sanity.

Pen: for writing the truth while they rewrite history.

Paperweight: heavy enough to throw at them but let’s just hold down the divorce papers instead.

Calendar: To track promises, patterns, and reality when gaslighting makes you doubt your own memory.

Candle: that smells like life without a narcissist.

Bath Salts: Because you deserve peace regardless of who’s coming or going.

Affirmation Cards: For the moments when you are regulating more than just your own emotions.

For those of us who have one of those exes — the kind who rewrites history, plays the hero online, and somehow never takes responsibility.
You know the type.

You can’t fix your ex, but you can fix your vibe.

What’s Inside

Earplugs: to block out their bullshit and reclaim the soundtrack of your sanity.

Pen: for writing the truth while they rewrite history.

Paperweight: heavy enough to throw at them but let’s just hold down the divorce papers instead.

Calendar: To track promises, patterns, and reality when gaslighting makes you doubt your own memory.

Candle: that smells like life without a narcissist.

Bath Salts: Because you deserve peace regardless of who’s coming or going.

Affirmation Cards: For the moments when you are regulating more than just your own emotions.

The Exbox Journal
The Exbox Journal
$12.00

Category

Heartbreak & Rebirth Ritual
A self-care ceremony for reclaiming your sanity, humor, and peace. Designed for the woman who’s done being gaslit and is ready to glow up.

Scent Profile

Smells like life without a narcissist.
Notes of lavender, cedarwood, and clean slate energy.

Step 1: Block – Insert earplugs, mute the chaos, and reclaim the soundtrack of your sanity.
Step 2: Burn – Light your candle. Watch their energy evaporate. You are cleansing, not committing arson. Probably.
Step 3: Soak – Pour in the bath salts. Let every ounce of resentment dissolve while your skin—and standards—get softer.
Step 4: Write – Journal the truth, the growth, and maybe a few spicy footnotes for the memoir.
Step 5: Repeat – Affirm, recover, laugh, and live like a goddess while they post filtered delusions.

This box is everything you need to reclaim your peace, with a little profanity and a lot of power. From the “block out their bullshit” earplugs to the candle that smells like freedom, every detail was designed for the woman who survived the storm and came out laughing.

Send it to your bestie fresh off a breakup, or keep it for yourself as a reminder that revenge might be overrated, but good lighting, soft skin, and your sanity? Always in style.

Pairs Well With

Freshly signed divorce papers,
a playlist that screams “I’m fine,”
and the strength it takes to laugh through the wreckage.