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The Ex-Box-See what we did there

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The Ex Box: A Ritual for Rising From the Wreckage

For those of us who have one of those exes — the kind who rewrites history, plays the hero online, and still manages to miss their own kids’ birthdays.
You know the type.

You can’t fix your ex, but you can fix your vibe.

This box is everything you need to reclaim your peace, with a little profanity and a lot of power. From the “block out their bullshit” earplugs to the candle that smells like freedom, every detail was designed for the woman who survived the storm and came out laughing.

Send it to your bestie fresh off a breakup, or keep it for yourself as a reminder that revenge might be overrated, but good lighting, soft skin, and your sanity? Always in style.

The Ex Box: A Ritual for Rising From the Wreckage

For those of us who have one of those exes — the kind who rewrites history, plays the hero online, and still manages to miss their own kids’ birthdays.
You know the type.

You can’t fix your ex, but you can fix your vibe.

This box is everything you need to reclaim your peace, with a little profanity and a lot of power. From the “block out their bullshit” earplugs to the candle that smells like freedom, every detail was designed for the woman who survived the storm and came out laughing.

Send it to your bestie fresh off a breakup, or keep it for yourself as a reminder that revenge might be overrated, but good lighting, soft skin, and your sanity? Always in style.

Category

Heartbreak & Rebirth Ritual
A self-care ceremony for reclaiming your sanity, humor, and peace. Designed for the woman who’s done being gaslit and is ready to glow up.

Scent Profile

Smells like life without a narcissist.
Notes of lavender, cedarwood, and clean slates — earthy, grounding, and unapologetically free.

Step 1: Block – Insert earplugs, mute the chaos, and reclaim the soundtrack of your sanity.
Step 2: Burn – Light your candle. Watch their energy evaporate. You are cleansing, not committing arson (probably).
Step 3: Soak – Pour in the bath salts. Let every ounce of resentment dissolve while your skin—and standards—get softer.
Step 4: Write – Journal the truth, the growth, and maybe a few spicy footnotes for the memoir.
Step 5: Repeat – Affirm, recover, laugh, and parent like a goddess while they post filtered delusions.

What’s Inside

  • Earplugs: To block out their bullshit.

  • Pen: To keep writing the truth while they rewrite history.

  • Paperweight: To throw at them… or just hold down the divorce papers.

  • Calendar: To track when they actually have the kids versus when they say they have them.

  • Candle: Smells like life without a narcissist.

  • Matchbox: To light your candle… or burn down their lies.

  • Journal: For drafting the manual for their next victim.

  • Bath Salts: Because you deserve peace while the kids are visiting.

  • Affirmation Cards: For when the kids return and you’re their emotional regulation coach again.

  • Suckers: For the kids, after they survive another weekend in chaos.

Pairs Well With

Freshly signed divorce papers,
a playlist that screams “I’m fine,”
and the strength it takes to laugh through the wreckage.