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Unholy Motherhood Starter Pack- Let’s help you heal.

$55.00

Because no one warned you that holy water might be tears.

You have been reborn too, Mama. This season is raw and radiant, sacred and sleep deprived, beautiful and brutal in equal measure. Whether this box finds you in the middle of it or comes from someone who loves you through it, the Unholy Motherhood Starter Pack was created to honor every version of you — the strong one, the soft one, the one who cries in the shower and still shows up with love.

Motherhood does not come with an instruction manual, but it deserves a ritual. Each item in this box is curated to help you reconnect with yourself in the middle of the chaos. It is a reminder that care is not a luxury, it is a lifeline, and that grace still belongs to you even when your hair has not been washed in days.

This is not about getting back to who you were. It is about embracing who you are becoming, a woman forged in love, tenderness, and a little bit of holy madness.

Because in this new chapter, you are still divine. You are still whole. You are still you.

Because no one warned you that holy water might be tears.

You have been reborn too, Mama. This season is raw and radiant, sacred and sleep deprived, beautiful and brutal in equal measure. Whether this box finds you in the middle of it or comes from someone who loves you through it, the Unholy Motherhood Starter Pack was created to honor every version of you — the strong one, the soft one, the one who cries in the shower and still shows up with love.

Motherhood does not come with an instruction manual, but it deserves a ritual. Each item in this box is curated to help you reconnect with yourself in the middle of the chaos. It is a reminder that care is not a luxury, it is a lifeline, and that grace still belongs to you even when your hair has not been washed in days.

This is not about getting back to who you were. It is about embracing who you are becoming, a woman forged in love, tenderness, and a little bit of holy madness.

Because in this new chapter, you are still divine. You are still whole. You are still you.

Start Your Ritual

What Is Inside

  • Comfort Candle
    Light it when the baby finally sleeps or when you need a moment to remember you exist too.

  • Holy Mist Ritual Spray
    Refreshes your space, your mood, and the postpartum haze that no one warns you about.

  • Healing Soak or Sitz Salt
    For vaginal birth recovery, it soothes what feels stretched to holy hell.
    For C section moms, use it as a warm foot or hand soak for comfort and grounding without getting your incision wet.

  • Restoring Body Balm
    For everything that feels dry, overworked, tight, or tender. Safe for anywhere except open incisions.

  • Affirmation Card
    A reminder that even on the days you feel like a tired raccoon in leggings, you are doing holy work.

Why It Works

Because postpartum is beautiful and brutal in equal measure. This box does not pretend to fix you. It reminds you that you were never broken.

Vaginal birth moms get support for the parts that feel rearranged and stretched.
C section moms get comfort that never interferes with incision care.

Every item invites you to slow down, breathe, hydrate, and feel like a human again even in the two hour feeding loop. Healing is holy work and deserves a ritual.

How To Use

There is no right way.
Light the candle when silence finally arrives.
Mist the room before you collapse on the couch.
Use the soak for your perineum, or for your feet or hands if you cannot bathe yet.
Apply the balm anywhere that is sore, tight, or begging for kindness.
Take a breath.
You are healing at the pace your body chooses.

Clean Ingredients You Can Trust

Everything inside the Unholy Motherhood Starter Pack is made with clean, gentle, baby safe ingredients. No parabens. No phthalates. No synthetic nonsense. Just honest, soothing care for the sacred, exhausted legend that you are.